Tardy Slip

It's been awhile since I updated and to be honest, it's for a pretty shitty reason...
WRITERS BLOCK.
B- BLOG
L- LOST
O- OVARIES
C- CLAM CHOWDER
K- KKK

I tried to make an acronym for block off the top of my head using the first words that came to mind and it worked pretty well if you ask me. Screw you.

Currently, I'm trying to plan a trip with some good friends to Kansas City to enjoy Worlds Of Fun, a show, and maybe some other crazy things in Missouri (maybe find a zoo). You know what they say about Missou though, "10 million people...200,000 last names. 'Nuff Said". I can only guess about what they do there. I think people are telling me they want to go along for the road trip, but they won't actually end up going. Butt holes.

You know, it's just one of those summers where everything should feel right. I want to go on this trip just to feel alive, and share that thrill of life with some of the best people I've ever met. Just good clean old fun like we used to have. No boundaries and no worries. Summer has its ways to prove that magic cannot be bound by any laws.

I'll keep you updated on how that goes. If you want to join the trip shoot me a comment and I'll see if you're allowed to come. It's a pretty selective list. Duh.

Here's the WEEKS LEAK. Taking Back Sunday is back with their fourth studio effort. Taking Back Sunday's second effort "Where You Want To Be" will be forever immortalized to me. It opened up doors into my life in 2004 and basically was the sole reason I got into the indie rock scene (gay). I can listen to that cd 203823 times and feel nostalgic and never get sick of it. I had high hopes for their newest effort "NEW AGAIN". Although it's better than their previous cd: "Louder Now", it still doesnt compare to the emo build up catchy Taking Back Sunday we all know and love. New Again leaked a week ago and the official store release date is June 2nd. Here's the link to the download: http://www.twistysdownload.com/2009/05/27/taking-back-sunday-new-again-2009.html



Oh, and here's the link to the new Young Jeezy Mixtape (Trappin Aint Dead, it's jeezy but dont tell me you dont like feeling hood sometimes.): http://www.mediafire.com/?yzu2nmenn2i



ToTheMagicOfSummer,
Andrew

The Trouble With Sleep

I really wanted to write this entry about how I felt. I started and it came out all wrong and I looked stupid. Foolish isn't? I backspaced the shit out of all of it.

I dont like sleep.
I spend more time thinking than resting.
I dont like analyzing.
I over analyze.

This is the blatant truth...
I lost track of myself and what has happened to me. Time is moving too fast, thats pretty clear. The summer is starting and it seems that my soul fleeted away with prior ticks and tocks of my life.

Hey sleep, help me out tonight,
Andrew

p.s. dont you wish you could find out what people think about before they go to bed? I know I wish I could find that stuff out about you.

Jealousy

"What can be said about love?"

theworst,
andrew

FUTURE MOVIE UPDATES/ GET EM HERE

I was pretty dang excited for this movie, however, it turns out the advanced reviews for Terminator Salvation (due out in theaters May 22) are showing shitty ratings. Here's what big shot critic David Edelstein is saying

This isn’t storytelling, it’s programming -- inorganic matter passing for life.

Looks like Christian Bale is an ass after all. I bet he sucks in this movie anyway and is trying wayyyy too hard.

Here's what's in store for Hollywood that was announced this week:

FRANK SINATRA BIOPIC: directed by MARTIN SCORSESE. Leads to play Sinatra: Dicaprio (go fucking figure) Johnny Depp. WEIRD.

After GayGay Gaybrams reboot of Star Trek, Hollywood is giving their try at rebooting CLIFFHANGER: the awesome Stallone flick about a mountain climber who gets in stuck in a drug deal. Nothing bad to say here except fuck GayGay Gaybrams. That dude is a cunt.

Gambit, Deadpool origin movies in the works. Thanks to shitty Wolverine: Origins for this shit news.

I'm Asian so I'm into anime. They're producing a BUBBLEGUM CRISIS live action movie that reflects a sexy cult detective anime series. I'm into it.



The writers of Pirates of the Caribbean/other awesome Disney movies are back with an epic called TOMRROWLAND. It's about a pilot who accidentally gets sent into the future where he is mistaken for a "bad guy bend on destroying the world." Throughout the movie, he has to escape and stay alive. Lead role goes to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson! AWESOME. Hopefully Morgan Freeman gets the second lead....yeah. Oh, and it's based off a ride at Disneyland. Go figure.

lameweek,
andrew

AYO TECHNOLOGY

Remember when you had a boyfriend/girlfriend and you would talk on the phone to flirt with each other? You know, talking on that big ass O.G. lookin' brick Nokia phone which was fully equipped with 2 bit Snake, b.k.a., the best cell phone game ever. Those were the days shorty.

It's pretty crazy to think that texting is the ultimate form of flirtation now. I just finished reading a guide to "successful flirt texting" and needless to say, I think I'm getting pretty damn boss at flexting.

(((side note utilized to give the definition of FLEXTING- FLEXTING= Andrew Lopez's mad skillz at pickin up dimes and bitches from his sexual texting style mixed with the images of Andrew Lopez flexing his muscels until Donatello from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles appears to look like the same size of Cory from Boy Meets World, pre high school years.)))



Okay, I'm actually not that good at flexting. Or maybe I am? Ladies I need feedback.

Anyway, Justin Timberlake is fucked because some girl is suing him for sexual harassment. According to her statement, she was a former manager of his restaurant called "Second Ave." in New York City. She claims that Timberlake's business partners were cruel and disgusting. They would treat her like scum and even locked her in the room and forced her to watch pornographic materials! She then claims that after she started to cry from the incident, Timberlake's business partners (fellow managers of the bar) laughed in her face. OMG.

Man, that's some fucked up shit yo! My advice for JT (if he loses the lawsuit): MAKE A SPIN OFF PORNO BASED ON THE INCIDENT ENTITLED "IM BRINGIN' SEXCOND AVAGNEW BACK"! THE PLOT WILL BE ABOUT A MANAGER WHO GETS LOCKED IN A ROOM, FORCED TO WATCH PORN, CRIES, THEN BANGS NSYNC.



dolla dolla bill yall,
a-lo

LISTEN TO THESE ARTISTS BEFORE THE HIPSTERS DO! oh and I skype jessica alba

It's officially summer now that I'm done with tests and all that other bullshit that ISU has to offer us over stressed kids.

I have to work every single day for the next week, clocking in around 40 hours. FML>>>...

You know what I love to do? Go to Wal-Mart (b.k.a Wal-destroyeverysinglegoodthingintheworldkindofstoreMart) and play with the toys that have electronic abilities and press the buttons until the battery runs out, especially if there's a kid next to me wanting to try playing too. Yeah, I'm that asshole. I'm like that one kid that plays the free demos on the Xbox 360 isle for way too long and wont share with anyone. Fuck sharing. FUCK SHARING. OMGOMGOMG FUCK ED HARDY.

I hate indie/hipsters. Go listen to Flight of the Conchords and leave us alone. EMO.

I like to expand this video and make it look like I'm skyping her. Is that creepy?


Here's the link to Trouble Andrew's myspace: http://www.myspace.com/troubleandrew
Listen before the hipsters do!

NEW PAT PIFF SONG/ NEW MANCHESTER ORCHESTRA

I finally got around to listening to PAT PIFF'S new material. It's super fresh. Of course unique is the new hip hop trend. You should peep it on his myspace. Here's the link http://www.myspace.com/bsidepat SO GOOD.

also MANCHESTER ORCHESTRA came out with a new cd last Tuesday. It's good. Here's the download http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4845791/Manchester_Orchestra_-_Mean_Everything_To_Nothing_(2009)

WOW.

I stayed up all night and watched the sunrise. I went to breakfast after. I realized that I'm an empty person derived from letting anyone know what my emotions are like. It felt good. I like playing pretend with people. It makes me a better person.

I went to bed at ten in the morning and woke up at six p.m. I watched the Chicago Bulls lose to the Boston Celtics in game seven. I realized I didn't like being by myself most of the time. I don't open up to anyone though.

I met a kid last night who is a self-proclaimed king drug dealer. He tried to sell me a towel for one dollar and an x-box for a blunt. I don't smoke weed even though I could have gotten an x-box if I did. Crazy how this world works. This kid was on a self-esteem high. He literally thought he ran the city of Ames. I bet he's even more broken inside than I am. Sad. He did, however, give me the first season of The Office if he got a cigarette. I don't smoke cigarettes, but one of my friends does. He gave him one. I got The Office. Maybe this kid isn't that bad.

I'm not depressed or emo. I have a lot of good friends and I know what kind of person I am. People would be jealous of the life I lead. I just wish I was a rapper... or I was black. I'm open but I close pretty easily

I'm ready to go home. I'm ready to relax. I'm ready to get by again. I'm ready to be cool again. Whatever that means.

I'm scared of taking my finals.

Happiness is a hard catch. It's too bad I don't own a baseball glove. Fuck.

I need a girlfriend. I need summer.

youprobablydidn'tunderstandthispost,
Andrew

By the way, I saw your new facebook album... you make me sick.
I'll wash out my sins and make you feel at home.

3:30 A.M. and i think im going to fail one of my classes

I'm going to fail geology 101. It's inevitable. I have yet to start my homework in that course. It's due tomorrow. Whatever.

Here's some poems I wrote for my creative writing class. Happily I have an A in class. We have three sections within the course. In the poetry section I was best poet.
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But This Poem Is About You
By: Andrew Lopez

Worst day ever.
Not enough time to shower or brush my teeth before class.
It gives a new meaning to blue. I am blue.
But how do you do what you do?
I’m behind you, your back is turned and you don’t know I’m looking at you.
Don’t worry baby, I’m not creeping…
That’s too pessimistic for me,
Call it researching.
I’m researching you up and down like a profile on facebook.
Your body is the ocean and I’m sailing in your look.
I wish I could steal you from this Economics lecture,
I could take you out, get a movie, give you a hug, a high five, or even a pedicure!
I don’t know your name or your life, sure…
But I do know your elegance is like fires from candles.
I never want to separate like church and state or socks and sandals.
Lets share a bottled beast,
Maybe that way we can actually speak.
When I muster up the strength to talk to you
We make eye contact.
I say “hello”
And you say in the more beautiful, angelic, and sexy like voice…”you smell”.
That day, I totally slipped from reality. I fell.
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I wrote this poem while listening to Stephen Fisk's new album. It's a limerick.

Too Attached
By: Andrew Lopez

I’m the same boy you remember from your past
I grew up stronger and wiser and I did it fast.
So now I’m making a run to get away from you,
But I keep coming back to your eyes so blue.
I guess I’m just too attached to your ass.
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