I was pretty dang excited for this movie, however, it turns out the advanced reviews for Terminator Salvation (due out in theaters May 22) are showing shitty ratings. Here's what big shot critic David Edelstein is saying
This isn’t storytelling, it’s programming -- inorganic matter passing for life.
Looks like Christian Bale is an ass after all. I bet he sucks in this movie anyway and is trying wayyyy too hard.
Here's what's in store for Hollywood that was announced this week:
FRANK SINATRA BIOPIC: directed by MARTIN SCORSESE. Leads to play Sinatra: Dicaprio (go fucking figure) Johnny Depp. WEIRD.
After GayGay Gaybrams reboot of Star Trek, Hollywood is giving their try at rebooting CLIFFHANGER: the awesome Stallone flick about a mountain climber who gets in stuck in a drug deal. Nothing bad to say here except fuck GayGay Gaybrams. That dude is a cunt.
Gambit, Deadpool origin movies in the works. Thanks to shitty Wolverine: Origins for this shit news.
I'm Asian so I'm into anime. They're producing a BUBBLEGUM CRISIS live action movie that reflects a sexy cult detective anime series. I'm into it.
The writers of Pirates of the Caribbean/other awesome Disney movies are back with an epic called TOMRROWLAND. It's about a pilot who accidentally gets sent into the future where he is mistaken for a "bad guy bend on destroying the world." Throughout the movie, he has to escape and stay alive. Lead role goes to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson! AWESOME. Hopefully Morgan Freeman gets the second lead....yeah. Oh, and it's based off a ride at Disneyland. Go figure.
lameweek,
andrew
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