Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Excuse Me Miss/ starwars/500 days of summer
I have no reason to feel so neutral right now. Pending on situations there usually is something that changes my outlook on life on a daily basis, I might be the most over dramatic chillest dude ever. I know this already so don't rub it in. You know how people wonder why they exist? Those people search for an eternity for an answer that constantly gets overridden by new circumstances that stride much longer than expected. The best part of me thinking all this bullcrap is my final conclusion... she's really pretty and awesome and beautiful but she looks at me weird. I hate when she looks at me weird. Weird is hard to read. Do you guys like Snack Pack? I really like Snack Pack. That's my conclusion.
A few of my friends were here from Iowa State... here's to them and a good time! I'm way glad I've had the chance to meet you within the last year and you've ended up NOT being dbags but being real awesome genuine friends. Lets share a snack pack together sometime. You guyz RulEz! omgz.
Ryan Bentzinger is also awesome for throwing a sick chilled party. Very cool man, but what's even cooler is that you work at a movie theater giving us non highschoolers the high school discount. That makes me poop my pants it's so cool. If you're really a good friend to me and you're a faithful reader of my awesomness and you admit that I show you things on here first and you hear it from me first... you'll send Ryan a message and tell him he's the sweetest dude ever.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/ryanbentzinger?ref=ts
The United States may have lost today in one of the biggest games in international futbol history to Brazil (2-3) but this proves that hope is still alive in America and that our team way better looking than most international team players. Especially Brazil... I mean come on... our team has some hott dudes on there. No homo.
Finally... here's the neat pick of the week... LEGO STARWARS PHOTOSHOOT PICTURES. These are pretty cool. It'd be cooler if there was a raptor in the background kicking an ISU sign at naked girls...but these will do. Photo cred to Mike Stimpson
This movie was the surprise hit of Sundance this year. It's another one of those indie romcomedies....but it's supposed to rule our faces. A review said this "this film conveys emotion...but it more importantly makes us FEEL that emotion".
I'm trusting the critic. 500 days of summer
A few of my friends were here from Iowa State... here's to them and a good time! I'm way glad I've had the chance to meet you within the last year and you've ended up NOT being dbags but being real awesome genuine friends. Lets share a snack pack together sometime. You guyz RulEz! omgz.
Ryan Bentzinger is also awesome for throwing a sick chilled party. Very cool man, but what's even cooler is that you work at a movie theater giving us non highschoolers the high school discount. That makes me poop my pants it's so cool. If you're really a good friend to me and you're a faithful reader of my awesomness and you admit that I show you things on here first and you hear it from me first... you'll send Ryan a message and tell him he's the sweetest dude ever.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/ryanbentzinger?ref=ts
The United States may have lost today in one of the biggest games in international futbol history to Brazil (2-3) but this proves that hope is still alive in America and that our team way better looking than most international team players. Especially Brazil... I mean come on... our team has some hott dudes on there. No homo.
Finally... here's the neat pick of the week... LEGO STARWARS PHOTOSHOOT PICTURES. These are pretty cool. It'd be cooler if there was a raptor in the background kicking an ISU sign at naked girls...but these will do. Photo cred to Mike Stimpson
This movie was the surprise hit of Sundance this year. It's another one of those indie romcomedies....but it's supposed to rule our faces. A review said this "this film conveys emotion...but it more importantly makes us FEEL that emotion".
I'm trusting the critic. 500 days of summer
Sunday, June 28, 2009
The Invention of Lying trailer
Imagine a world where no one can lie. Everyone tells the truth all the time. And YOU figured it out. YOU were the first person ever to lie... think of the possibilities!
This movie stars Ricky Gervias, Jonah Hill, Rob Lowe, Tina Fey? I'd be lying if I said this doesn't look funny! Get it? GET IT?!?!?!?!
p.s. i saw transformers 2... this is all im going to say. Michael Bay is good at entertaining, but he's also good at making movie seizures on screen. The movie is funny and fun but in no way is it good FILM...at all. The critics are right, this is popcorn blockbusters for ten year olds, Megan Fox droolers, and retards. The score and Shia Labouef are the best parts. The music was epic. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to think about how not hott Megan Fox is.
This movie stars Ricky Gervias, Jonah Hill, Rob Lowe, Tina Fey? I'd be lying if I said this doesn't look funny! Get it? GET IT?!?!?!?!
p.s. i saw transformers 2... this is all im going to say. Michael Bay is good at entertaining, but he's also good at making movie seizures on screen. The movie is funny and fun but in no way is it good FILM...at all. The critics are right, this is popcorn blockbusters for ten year olds, Megan Fox droolers, and retards. The score and Shia Labouef are the best parts. The music was epic. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to think about how not hott Megan Fox is.
I gotta go to work tomorrow.
This is Smokey Row (place of work) when it's clean and before I clock in. Then I begin work and cause an effin' ruckus. Dirty Dirty Dirty.
Friday, June 26, 2009
What It Would Be Like
Have you ever wondered what happens right before you die? Like the few seconds before the unknown becomes suddenly..known. People say life flashes before your eyes. If that's true... then I'm pretty excited to see what my movie would look like.
This video was written and shot by Chris Milk for the Dream Movie Festival in Beijing China this past year. It is entitled Last Day Dream. Brilliant and moving would be decent words used to describe this.
This video was written and shot by Chris Milk for the Dream Movie Festival in Beijing China this past year. It is entitled Last Day Dream. Brilliant and moving would be decent words used to describe this.
Last Day Dream [HD] from Chris Milk on Vimeo.
i'll start with the man in the mirror
I love this king of pop. i'm going to pay tribute to him for the next year and a half. dont bother trying to make me stop. goodnight king. i'll see you when were both cats.
p.s. here's some shocking updates: apparently MJ died of an overdose of morphine which caused cardiac arrest. He receives a "daily" intake of morphine daily and the doctor that administered it gave him "too much" which had caused the overdose to lead to cardiac arrest. Shitty. The doctor is now on the run. He better keep running before i thriller his shit.
p.s. here's some shocking updates: apparently MJ died of an overdose of morphine which caused cardiac arrest. He receives a "daily" intake of morphine daily and the doctor that administered it gave him "too much" which had caused the overdose to lead to cardiac arrest. Shitty. The doctor is now on the run. He better keep running before i thriller his shit.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
TRANSFORMERS 2
i might be the only non critic that thinks transformers 2 is going to suck. megan fox isnt hott.
shia is awesome and is the only reason why i liked the first one (excluding anthony andersen, he rules too)
i hate our generation and their obliviousness to not realize that loud sounds are annoying not Michael Bayish sweet.
shia is awesome and is the only reason why i liked the first one (excluding anthony andersen, he rules too)
i hate our generation and their obliviousness to not realize that loud sounds are annoying not Michael Bayish sweet.
Monday, June 22, 2009
I GUESS EVERYONE HAS A CHANCE.
You never know who a girl will dig. This is Anna Ferris with her new husband on their honeymoon in Hawaii. I mean, by no means am I like Justin Timberlake in the sexy scale, but if this dude has a chance at the super cute and super funny Anna Ferris, then I have a chance at anyone. Watch out Zoey Deschanel, Emma Watson, and all the other girls I want to date... I'm coming in hott!
Delays and lots of updates
I can't come up with a good excuse on why I haven't been writing as much. It hasn't been work, vacation, or a girlfriend... so I guess I really don't have an excuse. But I do have a lot of new goodies for all of you. Before I post things that will rot your braincells, I wanted to vent a little bit about public pools... quote me.
"girls are hot in bathing suits. sometimes you get tricked though, that fine woman with the nice body and heart melting cuteness is probably only 12. no complaints."
anyway, here you go..
These are the first released pictures of Tim Burtons re-imagining of Alice in Wonderland (Burton decided to throw some d's on this bitch and make it 3-D) and they look freaking awesome. The first frame is Johnny Depps character. Sick.
this movie comes out in October and the trailer just got released. It might be good, if it's not... then shit. It's called Zombieland...it's about zombies. Yup.
Wale has a new mixtape out. Itz gewd.It just dropped so cop it fast. He's a pioneer dawgs. Here's the download link...
link: http://www.zshare.net/download/61632701a9821a75/
I had more to share, but I'll save it for later. Now go on for the rest of the day thinking about how cute I am. You guys are too sweet to me.
-Andrew
"girls are hot in bathing suits. sometimes you get tricked though, that fine woman with the nice body and heart melting cuteness is probably only 12. no complaints."
anyway, here you go..
These are the first released pictures of Tim Burtons re-imagining of Alice in Wonderland (Burton decided to throw some d's on this bitch and make it 3-D) and they look freaking awesome. The first frame is Johnny Depps character. Sick.
this movie comes out in October and the trailer just got released. It might be good, if it's not... then shit. It's called Zombieland...it's about zombies. Yup.
Wale has a new mixtape out. Itz gewd.It just dropped so cop it fast. He's a pioneer dawgs. Here's the download link...
link: http://www.zshare.net/download/61632701a9821a75/
I had more to share, but I'll save it for later. Now go on for the rest of the day thinking about how cute I am. You guys are too sweet to me.
-Andrew
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Zach Galifianakis is taking over the world
I woke up at 2 PM today, nothing unusual about that though. It's been really hot lately and the humidity makes me feel like my skin is melting. Whoever built my house is a total douche waffle because he put my ceiling fan in backwards. It spins so that all the air is blown towards the roof of my house. What a crappy investment. He probably did it on purpose. He's probably also a pedophile.
With the success of The Hangover, it looks like HBO nabbed Galifianakis right on time. Jason Schwartzman and Galifianakis star in a new HBO original series about an alcoholic writer (Schwartzman) who moonlights as a private detective and his comic book writer friend (Galifianakis)serves as a supporting main character. The new show is called BORED TO DEATH and is expected to premiere in the new HBO original series season.
Jason Schwartzman and Zach Galifiankis rule. Those two, Jonah Hill, Lebron James, Megan Fox, and Re Runs of Thats So Raven will rule the world someday.
The new HBO series will be amazing and it's going to be one of those treasures that hundreds of kids own in a box set form and pretend that they're the only ones who watch it, making them cooler than the cool. I promise that this show will be more hilarious than a frat kid falling on ice.
With the success of The Hangover, it looks like HBO nabbed Galifianakis right on time. Jason Schwartzman and Galifianakis star in a new HBO original series about an alcoholic writer (Schwartzman) who moonlights as a private detective and his comic book writer friend (Galifianakis)serves as a supporting main character. The new show is called BORED TO DEATH and is expected to premiere in the new HBO original series season.
Jason Schwartzman and Zach Galifiankis rule. Those two, Jonah Hill, Lebron James, Megan Fox, and Re Runs of Thats So Raven will rule the world someday.
The new HBO series will be amazing and it's going to be one of those treasures that hundreds of kids own in a box set form and pretend that they're the only ones who watch it, making them cooler than the cool. I promise that this show will be more hilarious than a frat kid falling on ice.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE THIS
Little Bribes- Death Cab For Cutie
By Ross Ching
By Ross Ching
Death Cab for Cutie - Little Bribes from Ross Ching on Vimeo.
Monday, June 15, 2009
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Director Cred= Brandt Van Rees
Song: Skinny Love
Artist: Bon Iver
Location: Adventureland, Iowa
Brandt Van Rees is from Pella. I know what you're thinking... "Brandt Van Rees can do something other than make shitty perverse jokes and smoke too much weed?"
the answer is no.
But he did make this nifty video. He's actually really good and has great potential. It's shot with a pretty great camera (Cannon HV30 ) and edited with Sony Vegas production tools. Notice how the song fits with the footage and the tight camera techniques utilized to show foreshadowing, it really shows how magical summer can be if you look and listen just right.
Brandt and I are planning on filming one of my many short scripts soon. It's a toss up between filming the script about a couple who are being unfaithful to their potential soul mates in order to find some sort of spark in each others lives, or filming the script about how Lizzy McGuire is actually an alien from the long lost planet of Pluto and utilizes Crocs to rid of the human race while unfaithfully having sex with Brandt and I. There's probably a better choice we're going to shoot the first script described.
Artist: Bon Iver
Location: Adventureland, Iowa
Brandt Van Rees is from Pella. I know what you're thinking... "Brandt Van Rees can do something other than make shitty perverse jokes and smoke too much weed?"
the answer is no.
But he did make this nifty video. He's actually really good and has great potential. It's shot with a pretty great camera (Cannon HV30 ) and edited with Sony Vegas production tools. Notice how the song fits with the footage and the tight camera techniques utilized to show foreshadowing, it really shows how magical summer can be if you look and listen just right.
Brandt and I are planning on filming one of my many short scripts soon. It's a toss up between filming the script about a couple who are being unfaithful to their potential soul mates in order to find some sort of spark in each others lives, or filming the script about how Lizzy McGuire is actually an alien from the long lost planet of Pluto and utilizes Crocs to rid of the human race while unfaithfully having sex with Brandt and I. There's probably a better choice we're going to shoot the first script described.
Adventureland from Brandt Van Rees on Vimeo.
Friday, June 12, 2009
everyone hates on him, but I dont.
I dont care what anyone says, TYGA is new on the game and he's hott. He had mos def stepped it up since his first LP (coconut juice) and this new mixtape proves that he has the potential to be in the future hiphop pioneer line ups. This mixtape just dropped a few days ago its called THE POTENTIAL. You will most likely feel the crap out of this.
HERES THE LINK TO HIS MIXTAPE: http://mixtapetorrent.com/tyga-the-potential
HERES THE LINK TO HIS MIXTAPE: http://mixtapetorrent.com/tyga-the-potential
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Movie Updates/ Sweet Commercial/ Freestyle updates
Saw Up. Second best Pixar movie in my list.
1. Toy Story
2. Up
3. Toy Story
4. Finding Nemo
5. Toy Story
6. Etc.
(I kinda like Toy Story)
Saw The Hangover. I freakin' told ya it'd be hilarious... pipsqueaks. Best comedy in years. Consistent laughing the whole time.
I'm out of time... this commercial is hilarious.
Here's a LIVE Kid Cudi x Asher Roth freestyle video. Cudi is better but Roth is kinda funny.
1. Toy Story
2. Up
3. Toy Story
4. Finding Nemo
5. Toy Story
6. Etc.
(I kinda like Toy Story)
Saw The Hangover. I freakin' told ya it'd be hilarious... pipsqueaks. Best comedy in years. Consistent laughing the whole time.
I'm out of time... this commercial is hilarious.
Here's a LIVE Kid Cudi x Asher Roth freestyle video. Cudi is better but Roth is kinda funny.
LOVE IS A HOAX (read both my posts today...one after this)
Love could be a hoax, you know, something that mainstream tells you about and makes you believe. Love was something that was portrayed in movies, books, television, and religion; from there we mashed up a belief in something that inevitably would end in disappointment. Regardless of how we filled our hearts, hope never prevailed in "Love".
Life ends in death.
Relationships end in heartbreak.
Parents never live up to what they are supposed to be.
Children grow to disappoint.
Dreams disappear.
Goals get shattered.
God never shows up.
Friendships end.
Commitment ends in grudges.
Youth fleets too fast.
Love? What is Love? I mean, REAL Love... do you know? Do I know?
Let's look at what society deemed as Love.
We see indie kids fall in Love in movies all the time. New York backdrop and an awkward kid you always thought was cute but waited for him to make the move, it's all the same outfit. We see in church that pain can be fixed with "Love". Music tells us to never give up on "Love". Yet, we hear and want to feel Love in our real everyday life... but it never lives up to what movies, music, or the church deems it to be. In fact, some say Love made us vulnerable and eligible for pain. When we think we "fall in Love" are we making ourselves vulnerable (in that moment of time) to what the entertainment industry perceives love as? Are we being ignorant and falling for the same trick that pain plays on us in order to reel us into its familiar cycle?
Society tells us to what to Love whether it ranges from family, "soulmates", and dreams to goals, gods, hopes, and friends, there are examples of a broken consistency in every aspect of life.
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(as of today) I can explain the meaning of Love like this... Love is a belief. Let me explain.
I struggle with the existence of God, but I acknowledge the fact that there is no fault in truly believing in the idea (him/her).
Love... works the same way.
We use Love as a way to aspire our lives to reach a certain happiness. Love can be something used to fill in the missing gap between your heart and mind or it may be a gap you are searching to fill in. Whatever brings your personal quest to find Love, there is one factor that can only make it true.
You have to have faith in Love for it grow and bloom, in the same way people have faith in God.
To me, Love is a belief, without faith... it is doomed. With faith, you can make the idea boundless and endless.
But what I truly know is real is Happiness. I believe in Happiness.
Maybe its simpler than what I thought...maybe Love is happiness,
Andrew
Life ends in death.
Relationships end in heartbreak.
Parents never live up to what they are supposed to be.
Children grow to disappoint.
Dreams disappear.
Goals get shattered.
God never shows up.
Friendships end.
Commitment ends in grudges.
Youth fleets too fast.
Love? What is Love? I mean, REAL Love... do you know? Do I know?
Let's look at what society deemed as Love.
We see indie kids fall in Love in movies all the time. New York backdrop and an awkward kid you always thought was cute but waited for him to make the move, it's all the same outfit. We see in church that pain can be fixed with "Love". Music tells us to never give up on "Love". Yet, we hear and want to feel Love in our real everyday life... but it never lives up to what movies, music, or the church deems it to be. In fact, some say Love made us vulnerable and eligible for pain. When we think we "fall in Love" are we making ourselves vulnerable (in that moment of time) to what the entertainment industry perceives love as? Are we being ignorant and falling for the same trick that pain plays on us in order to reel us into its familiar cycle?
Society tells us to what to Love whether it ranges from family, "soulmates", and dreams to goals, gods, hopes, and friends, there are examples of a broken consistency in every aspect of life.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(as of today) I can explain the meaning of Love like this... Love is a belief. Let me explain.
I struggle with the existence of God, but I acknowledge the fact that there is no fault in truly believing in the idea (him/her).
Love... works the same way.
We use Love as a way to aspire our lives to reach a certain happiness. Love can be something used to fill in the missing gap between your heart and mind or it may be a gap you are searching to fill in. Whatever brings your personal quest to find Love, there is one factor that can only make it true.
You have to have faith in Love for it grow and bloom, in the same way people have faith in God.
To me, Love is a belief, without faith... it is doomed. With faith, you can make the idea boundless and endless.
But what I truly know is real is Happiness. I believe in Happiness.
Maybe its simpler than what I thought...maybe Love is happiness,
Andrew
Monday, June 8, 2009
Sunday, June 7, 2009
californiacation
Sometimes we just want to fall back on someone who has all the answers. At times, we put the burden on a specific person because we want that particular someone to comfort us with those answers, but we know they're in the same boat.
Sometimes, we try too hard in life, but we're doing the best we can.
Boys become men, men become husbands and fathers, and along the way we wonder how time moved so fast. You're doing the best you can.
I may not have the answers but I do know that I am in the same boat as you. We won't be able to stop time, but we will be able to keep this time cherished in our memory.
So... let's just sail together,
Andrew
Sometimes, we try too hard in life, but we're doing the best we can.
Boys become men, men become husbands and fathers, and along the way we wonder how time moved so fast. You're doing the best you can.
I may not have the answers but I do know that I am in the same boat as you. We won't be able to stop time, but we will be able to keep this time cherished in our memory.
So... let's just sail together,
Andrew
Thursday, June 4, 2009
WALE feat LADY GAGA= CHILLIN'
bump this joint. so good. it makes me wanna watch finding nemo and eat laffy taffy.
thursday night up-town
NBA finals start today. Magic will win the entire series in game 7. Remember me calling that.
Disney World Vs. DisneyLand.
Too bad I'm Universal Studios fan. HARRY POTTER LAND COMING 2010! WOOOHOOO
Here's the tour dates for Kid Cudi and Asher Roth's summer tour. Yall wanna hit up one of those dates with me?
THE GREAT HANGOVER TOUR
July 14: Boston (House of Blues)
July 15: New York (Nokia Theater)
July 16: Mariaville, N.Y. (Indian Lookout)
July 17: Cleveland (House of Blues)
July 18: Detroit (Royal Oak)
July 20: Kansas City, Mo. (Voodoo Lounge)
July 21: Denver (Ogden)
July 22: Salt Lake City (Harry O's)
July 23: Las Vegas (House of Blues)
July 24: San Francisco (Regency Theatre)
July 26: Los Angeles (House of Blues)
July 27: Phoenix (Marquee)
July 29: Dallas (House of Blues)
July 30 Austin, Texas (Stubbs)
July 31 Houston (House of Blues)
August 2 Atlanta (Tabernacle)
August 3: Norfolk, Va. (Norva)
August 4: Baltimore (Rams Head)
August 5: Washington, D.C. (9:30 Club)
Disney World Vs. DisneyLand.
Too bad I'm Universal Studios fan. HARRY POTTER LAND COMING 2010! WOOOHOOO
Here's the tour dates for Kid Cudi and Asher Roth's summer tour. Yall wanna hit up one of those dates with me?
THE GREAT HANGOVER TOUR
July 14: Boston (House of Blues)
July 15: New York (Nokia Theater)
July 16: Mariaville, N.Y. (Indian Lookout)
July 17: Cleveland (House of Blues)
July 18: Detroit (Royal Oak)
July 20: Kansas City, Mo. (Voodoo Lounge)
July 21: Denver (Ogden)
July 22: Salt Lake City (Harry O's)
July 23: Las Vegas (House of Blues)
July 24: San Francisco (Regency Theatre)
July 26: Los Angeles (House of Blues)
July 27: Phoenix (Marquee)
July 29: Dallas (House of Blues)
July 30 Austin, Texas (Stubbs)
July 31 Houston (House of Blues)
August 2 Atlanta (Tabernacle)
August 3: Norfolk, Va. (Norva)
August 4: Baltimore (Rams Head)
August 5: Washington, D.C. (9:30 Club)
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT
Finally got a chance to peep Sam Raimi's new movie DRAG ME TO HELL this past weekend. Sheer amazing. It's to die for. Literally. OMGOMG LOL.
You really should go check it out, even you kids who live in Pella (yes, that means you, you overly conservative jabronis). If you don't know, Raimi is the genius behind the EVIL DEAD series and SPIDERMAN series. After a few flukes underneath his belt, including Spider-Man 3, all I can say is... welcome back to the top Sam Raimi. Now I know this might come to a surprise, but DRAG ME TO HELL is intended to be campy COMEDY horror. The film manages to scare the complete shit out of you enforcing you to scream like 7 year old girl getting shoved off a merry-go-round by a 12 year old bully listening to Limp Bizkit Rollin' (it really will, trust me) while being able to make you laugh like you just saw a kid slip on the ice while stepping off a bus. It's really that great. Here's the full reviews if you dont believe me...
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/drag_me_to_hell/?name_order=asc
Mind you, however, you HAVE to see it in theaters. The movie's scare and laugh effects rely heavily on the sound effects and audience reaction. Trust me on this one, kids... it'll be the best 10 bones you've spent in awhile. Or just see Up, that's good too!
I'm also calling that THE HANGOVER will be super duper HILARIOUS.
Anyway... I saw a kid at the mall who kinda of looked like this...
I wanted to poop my pants and run into a tree. That's how awkward I felt walking behind him... yeah.
I also want to say this: The MTV movie awards suck. It's worthless and Will Ferrell is the only one who understands how much of a joke it is. How do I know this? He didn't waste time by dressing up and instead showed up wearing a Puma track jacket and jeans. A Ha! Finally a celebrity that's realized the MTV awards is just as trashy as most of the Andy Samberg jokes. I mean don't get me wrong, Andy Samberg is a great guy and pretty funny, but this show was just horrid. They should have gotten Chris Brown to host. He's the man... and let's be honest... he's more of a man than all of us! He does the things that us men wish we can do but know we cant! Like, dance.. sing.. fight girls... make money! I kid. I kid. I love girls and respect them. They are better than man.
More later.
Bitches ain't shit, but women ain't bitches.
See, women are the queens, and bitches just bitches,
Andrew
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