AYO TECHNOLOGY

Remember when you had a boyfriend/girlfriend and you would talk on the phone to flirt with each other? You know, talking on that big ass O.G. lookin' brick Nokia phone which was fully equipped with 2 bit Snake, b.k.a., the best cell phone game ever. Those were the days shorty.

It's pretty crazy to think that texting is the ultimate form of flirtation now. I just finished reading a guide to "successful flirt texting" and needless to say, I think I'm getting pretty damn boss at flexting.

(((side note utilized to give the definition of FLEXTING- FLEXTING= Andrew Lopez's mad skillz at pickin up dimes and bitches from his sexual texting style mixed with the images of Andrew Lopez flexing his muscels until Donatello from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles appears to look like the same size of Cory from Boy Meets World, pre high school years.)))



Okay, I'm actually not that good at flexting. Or maybe I am? Ladies I need feedback.

Anyway, Justin Timberlake is fucked because some girl is suing him for sexual harassment. According to her statement, she was a former manager of his restaurant called "Second Ave." in New York City. She claims that Timberlake's business partners were cruel and disgusting. They would treat her like scum and even locked her in the room and forced her to watch pornographic materials! She then claims that after she started to cry from the incident, Timberlake's business partners (fellow managers of the bar) laughed in her face. OMG.

Man, that's some fucked up shit yo! My advice for JT (if he loses the lawsuit): MAKE A SPIN OFF PORNO BASED ON THE INCIDENT ENTITLED "IM BRINGIN' SEXCOND AVAGNEW BACK"! THE PLOT WILL BE ABOUT A MANAGER WHO GETS LOCKED IN A ROOM, FORCED TO WATCH PORN, CRIES, THEN BANGS NSYNC.



dolla dolla bill yall,
a-lo