Monday, January 25, 2010

I once heard that people only say and do things they think they ought to say and do.

There is one phenomenon that can't be understood or mastered.
In life, there is a moment of randomness that strikes a chord that cannot be repeated or recreated because in a split second, an entire continuity of prior events can shift into completely new directions or experiences. This moment of our lives is simply out of our hands.

This phenomenon is the human connection. Connection is an underwhelming feeling that grows on every aspect of our lives.

We long for passion to be the foundation of our life steps, goals, and aspirations, but the only way that true connection can be brought to the surface of our under appreciated lives is if we use real passion to connect our endeavors.


The human connection, whether it be with a job, a goal, a lover, or a god, will not happen through anticipation. This connection is remarkable in the fact that, with all the paths that are possible in life, with all the people that walk these paths, and all the possibilities that draw these maps; there is an event when two paths cross, and for a brief moment, you're not on your path alone.

I'm waiting for that moment. I'm waiting for that connection with something, anything.

Sincerely,
Andrew

Monday, January 11, 2010

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Big Leauge Chew

It's a Lonely Island rip but I'll let them go with this fat/phat/chubby beat.

Big League Chew hop

Friday, January 8, 2010

Another episode of COSMO


Cosmo...
Page 128: A Guide to What Men Really Think About Sex
...tip 4= Men don't think about sex as much as you, the media, or whoever thinks.


Cosmo...
Page 176: Men's Deepest Secrets They Don't Want To Share
...secret 2= He's only thinking about gettin' in your panties.


This is the contradiction that potrays America's media based stupidity. I have nothing more to say except this:

The Dallas Cowboys or San Deigo Chargers will win the superbowl and I wish there was a magazine called "Cosmeno" and it had advice about how to crack into the heads of every woman in the world. Or Supervillian. Same thing.

I don't know what the hell I'm talking about,
Andrew

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

DUDE! SLOTHS

Cutest website in the entire world.

www.zooborns.com
Check out this baby sloth, I want one so bad. It makes me giggle even when no one's around. I never laugh when there ain't no one around, no sir-eee bob. ONLY FOR THE SLOTHS. ONLY. FOR. THEM.

Sunday, January 3, 2010