Day 3 spent in the library/ LINDSAY LOHAN LOOKS LIKE GOLLUM

So this is where all the cute girls in LAmes go. I can't believe that for eight months they were migrating to the library. THE FUCKING LIBRARY. It should be perfect scoping season too... it should be sundresses and reading glasses with their hair all tied back/straight.

Damn you Iowa and your fucked up weather.

Do you think this pick up line will work on the girls here? "HEY, I SEE YOU'RE STUDYING. I AM TOO. WANNA DO IT?!"

It's 11:45 and the library closes at 12:00 A.M. They play this alarm clock Lunesta commercial sounding warning over the loudspeakers announcing that they close in fifteen minutes. What is this world coming to?

Swine Flu is getting worse. It turned out it wasn't Obama, the Devil, or the Mayan calender that was trying to kill off humanity. It was bacon. BACON. WTF.

Summer is approaching. KEWL.

I just copped Kanye West's new mixtape: LV's & AUTOTUNE 2. Its good. Here's the link: http://sharebee.com/b7f3b3ab


SHE LOOKS LIKE GOLLUM lololololololololololololol

I think I might have the Swine Flu

I hope I don't have the swine flu. That would suck SO bad. Within the last week or so I've been epically battling a cough, migraine, the chills, and loads of flem. Not a good time to be sick. I hear that this swine flu thing is probably going to become an epidemic. I was reading BBC news headliners and learned the the Global Health Organization had raised the level of concern today. Shit. Hope I don't have the swine flu.
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During game four of the Pistons Vs. The Cavs (a.k.a The Lebrons) ABC showed a comparison between Chauncey Billups and Allen Iverson regarding their 2009 Playoff statistics. Detroit made a trade giving Denver Billups for Iverson and Iverson has struggled to find his groove in Detroit. Too bad for the former gangster ass superstar, he ended his 2009 career on the bench with back problems and out for the season. Billups, on the other hand, is phenomenal for the Nuggets.

ABC thought it would be a good idea to compare Allen with Chauncey. ALLEN IVERSON HASN'T PLAYED DUE TO INJURY. Needless to say I LOL'ed upon ABC freshness to jock on Iverson's stats. ABC might as well compare Chauncey with T-Mac...OR SHAWN BRADLEY.



Speaking of Shawn Bradley... a friend and I are starting a new hip hop group called WE ARE OSTERTAG AND SABONIS. Get ready summer 2009... we coming in HaWwWTT

morelater,
andrew

no one means shit to me

"I never let someone get that close to me. You aren't as cracked up as you're supposed to be."


I still think god made us too pretty,
andrew

Today is my birthday. I am hollow.

There comes a time in a persons life where everything is questioned.
You start making a list. Lists can be the worst things to make ever.

We make lists of things we love, things we want to accomplish, things we want to see, things we want to be.

We make lists of things we hate, things were fed up with, things we never want to see again.

They say that our outside bodies are simply a shell. They say your body cannot affect your soul. I disagree. It can be battered and thrown around. It can be scarred and seen everyday. We can bleed from them. We can produce tears from them.

It's a shame what we can do to ourselves.

There comes a time when you notice that youth is fleeting. Then there comes a time you notice you can't do anything about it.

But every child's body has to grow. Every shell becomes to small for a growing body and you have to adapt. But does our soul have to grow? Are we allowed to step away and close the window?

There comes a time in someones life when you make lists... here's mine.
1. I wish I could tell you how I feel about you.
2. I wish I knew how to run away.
3. I wish I was over it.
4. I wish I was doing what I want to do with my life.
5. I wish I could figure out why I am hollow.
6. I wish this was a dream.

Round and round we go. I think we were made too pretty. Especially you.

ME PREFORMING STAND UP

hack hack hack hack hack

It's veishea week

I'm participating in a stand up comedy contest for Veishea. There are twenty of us competing. I hope I don't bomb. Maybe I'll get a cuter girlfriend than Emily out of it. Wait... that's not possible. You can guys who aren't coming for it can stream it as it happens live. It starts on tomorrow (Tuesday) at nine. I'm pretty fucking hilarious so you'll like it. Here's the link: http://www.veishea.iastate.edu/en/entertainment/veishea_says_i_m_funny/

It all started because of swans. SWANS.
That reminds me that geese are mean.

I missed geology again this morning. Today was our 100th clicker quiz point (an attendance quiz). I have 24 out of 100. I know, right? FML>>>>lol>>>brb>>>omgz.

School is becoming dull and I dont know how I'm going to end up doing this semester. I really just hope it's enough to get by and it's like a 2.0 or something. That would be ideal.

This week should be promising, even though I have a lot of homework I should be taking care of. Cartel is headlining our Veishea concert this year. Pretty pumped about that. Not pumped about the rain. Fuck the old man snoring. He's a douche anyway, no one invites him to anything. Maybe all the rain will remind people that it's dumb to wear socks with sandals. If you wear socks with sandals to be warm, then wear shoes. Dmb. Fml. Brb. Omgz.

LYLAS/B,
a-lo

HELL OR HIGH WATER

I'm listening to the new As Cities Burn songs. They're pretty damn good. I've always been glad that they were able to stay true to the kind of music and message they strive to get across. I be they break up after this album comes out.

I've got a lot of stuff going on this week. Here's the list.
1. 25 page term paper
2. 20 Minute powerpoint presentation to go along with the paper
3. powerpoint presentation on Native American history. TEEPEE POW WOW BRB LOL! LLYAS!
4. Adviser meeting/sign up for classes
5. English 250 powerpoint/ pamphlet/ paper due.
6. Some how con little kids into giving me money
7. Champion's League Soccer
8. Easter weekend
9. 69

Are any of you readers (so all four of you) agnostic or atheist? I consider myself agnostic and pretty critical of all religions recently. I've been burying my head into books and lectures about the subject at hand and have been studying up. Even though I side more with the realist part of atheism, I'm starting to find major flaws in the ideas and arguments that atheists seem to bring up, and bring up a lot. I'm not saying I side with religion, but I do believe I can argue an atheist more dillingently than a Christian who bases an argument over "faith".

And yes, if you think about it, I went that far.

What are your thoughts?
Andrew

P.S. a critical agnostic listening to As Cities Burn? It's like socks and sandals.

Drum Machines and Boobs

http://www.ronwinter.tv/drums.html

Go to that. It really will change your life. Forget about ever doing homework again.

This was my meal schedule for the day:
4:00 p.m. WAKE UP
4:30 p.m. GO TO MC DONALDS WITH THE DUDE BROS AND GUY MANS
6:00 p.m. LEAVE MC D'S WITH THOSE DUDE BROS TO ARRIVE BACK AT THE DORM
7:00 p.m. LEAVE THE DORMS TO PIZZA RANCH AND EAT A BUFFET
7:32 p.m. REALIZE IM A FAT/PHAT PIECE OF SHIT AND WTF AM I DOING?
8:00 p.m. BRONCO PIZZA IS FUCKING DELICIOUS

yup.

When we were sitting around at Pizza Ranch... I was thinking about stuff and how kids at Iowa State can just do what they love and my education is flawed and boring. Here's the example... you got a person who can just sit around and fucking draw for their homework. You know... sit there and do fucking what they would have done if school wasn't even in session. Me on the hand... is reading about elasticities and econ math problems. 2 words... fuck that. Why can't I go to school for my own fortes? For instance... what if I could go to school and poop and lick boobies? That would be cool.

I Love You Man rules.
I want to marry the girl at the top of the post.

BORED?ITHINKSO,
ANDREW