Day 3 spent in the library/ LINDSAY LOHAN LOOKS LIKE GOLLUM

So this is where all the cute girls in LAmes go. I can't believe that for eight months they were migrating to the library. THE FUCKING LIBRARY. It should be perfect scoping season too... it should be sundresses and reading glasses with their hair all tied back/straight.

Damn you Iowa and your fucked up weather.

Do you think this pick up line will work on the girls here? "HEY, I SEE YOU'RE STUDYING. I AM TOO. WANNA DO IT?!"

It's 11:45 and the library closes at 12:00 A.M. They play this alarm clock Lunesta commercial sounding warning over the loudspeakers announcing that they close in fifteen minutes. What is this world coming to?

Swine Flu is getting worse. It turned out it wasn't Obama, the Devil, or the Mayan calender that was trying to kill off humanity. It was bacon. BACON. WTF.

Summer is approaching. KEWL.

I just copped Kanye West's new mixtape: LV's & AUTOTUNE 2. Its good. Here's the link: http://sharebee.com/b7f3b3ab


SHE LOOKS LIKE GOLLUM lololololololololololololol