...is this one girl. :( Hah, good luck Andrew, you lame butt lame-o! Hopefully she helps me out here. Then again, I'm a total jackass so whatever.
ps. RIP Brittney Murphy pps. Lots of movie news, too lazy to talk about them. ppps. I need to find ambition pppps. I'm glad I'm home ppppps. Check this out: coolest axes in the world...
http://www.bestmadeco.com/index.html
pppppps. Here's a Christmas song by Death Cab For Cutie
Women could rule the world if they wanted. Not like Hitler (well, maybe some of those scalawags could...) but more like a Noble Peace Prize winner... more like a Nelson Mandela kind of way. More like the responsible kind of person.
Men do nothing but fight for their own greed. How many times do we see a wife glue together a relationship? I believe a case study of relationships and marriages will show men cannot function without their woman to keep pushing them from behind.
How does men and the world feel okay about being so disrespectful to our beautiful women in this world? How can women demean themselves in front of men? How can people sit on their couch with their bros and say "I'd gladly plow the hell out of the bitch, daaamn!" How can women wear close to nothing and fall object to a man's sexual doing?
Disgusting.
I want you to imagine a world where women wouldn't be here to grab you an extra bottle of soap when you run out in the shower, or when they aren't here to make your lonely nights feel more loved. Imagine a world where a girls couldn't walk into your home or into your car and you notice how beautiful things can be. Imagine a world where you couldnt get that lump in your throat or that butterfly in your stomach. I want you to imagine a life where you won't find a girl that you'll happily bow to their feet for. Imagine a world of shallow loneliness embedded in sexual and disrespectful cravings.
Thanks Aziz. You rule. There's something about staring at the girl you have a crush on. Its like it's supposed to do the talking for you.
I'm just mad that my cute TA (who regularly exchanges looks across the room with me) has a boyfriend. I don't why I know this. Or how I know this. It's not my fault I found her on facebook. Don't call me creepy.
p.s. if you want her social security, trade me for those Starburst gushies. So good.
Lots of good ones are coming out. Here's Adam Scott's new movie. He veers away from a lot of his other roles you know him in like Step Brothers and his character in the hilarious show: Party Down.
Word on the street says watch out for his Oscar Nom. Hes an underdog and is already up against Jeff Bridges in the Independent Spirit Awards.
My pop punk band just finished up crushing the Vaudeville Mews last night opening up for Sons & Heirs and Bamboo Shoots.
Sons & Heirs played their brand new set and my ears exploded directly after they finished playing. Shortly after, I went the hospital. Prognosis: my ears received sound waves that were too epic for it to compute. True story.
Their new music is too good.
Bamboo Shoots are on Epic Records and have toured with the likes of 3oh3! and All Time Low. Here's a picture of them jumping...
They ruled! Really nice dudes and sexy music. We even had a dance off in the middle of their set. Of course, it only consisted of 2 dudes awkwardly trying to get involved and 1 dude shamelessly doing the worm. Typical.
Dude, it's December and it's like 50 degrees outside.
Remember being a middle schooler and when the weather starts getting warm after winter, you'd get off the bus...take off your jacket, and play basketball in the driveway? Even if it's still like 40 degrees outside...
I almost did that today, but instead of taking off my jacket and playing basketball with my neighbors when I got off the bus.... I....
...got off the bus, took of my jacket, went inside my apartment, and... PAYED MY BILLS. Yup, I got important shit to do. Then I wasted 3 hours doing stupid shit on the internet. Like look at ninja cats. Like I said...important things.
**(que impersonation)**Hello. I'm writing to you.**(end)**
Get it? Because Stephen King is a writer. I know, I'm brilliant. Oh, and I made you acronym? Great. Enjoy Lol'ing! Kbye.
BON IVER- FOR EMMA acapella.
Don't try reenacting this in a random apartment complex. You just get a lot of frowns and disappointment. Not that sweet.
Cool, andrew
ps. I can't tell if my new stand up jokes are funny or lame. ALL jokes have poop, chest bumps, bomb pops & impersonations of JaRule/DMX (which ever you want to go by). Help me!
Sorry guys, that week off really killed the vibe again. I need to find an efficient way of staying on top of the blogging game. I'll work on it, I promise you all.
Us Iowa State University students are now on Thanksgiving break. We all needed it, and it feels amazing to be home. This is where my family and best friends are. That will always make this town the most important place of my life. Earlier this week, I was reading my old posts from last year (it was crazy to think those were posted an entire YEAR ago, time is crazy), and saw how much my outlook on life has changed.
People always talk about how they haven't changed, how they can't see the difference in their life, or how "doomed" they are being stuck in their rusty unchangeable life. I used to lump myself in that dreadful list.
Reading my old entries made me realize that I have changed.
Time is a crazy thing. When we're stuck in a minute, it lasts too long. When it passes we wonder where it went. Waiting takes too long. Living doesn't last long enough.
CINEMATIC ORCHESTRA- TO BUILD A HOME
This blog wasn't as good as it should be so read my older stuff, Andrew.
Life is going by too fast and sometimes I feel like I have nothing to show for all the time I spent. Horrible.
This is the new Edward Norton movie Leaves of Grass. It's about drugs. Yup. If this is funny, it won't surprise me. If this is not funny, it won't surprise me. The era of Hollywood movie stars is dead people. Cast unknowns in movies with big name crew members and you're golden. Or just quit and marry for money.
Also, here's the music video for Sleeping At Last's Green Screens. EPIC and BEAUTIFUL. It makes me wanna take a bath with candles and a pretty lady. Oh Love...you so silly!
