I told you to be patient

I can't motivate myself to study or figure out my life. It's all just a hazy tired feeling. Poem.


What if God was an astronaut?
What if I could see the earth from space?
Would I see you and me?
Would I study all this useless knowledge?
Would I age the same?
Would I understand distance?
What if God was an astronaut?
What would he flag as his own?




p.s.
new line of Toms Shoes


www.tomsshoes.com


Someone get me out of here. Someone get me over this,
Andrew

pps
Good job Tom Brady. NFL week 1= slopfest.

Excuse Me Miss/ starwars/500 days of summer

I have no reason to feel so neutral right now. Pending on situations there usually is something that changes my outlook on life on a daily basis, I might be the most over dramatic chillest dude ever. I know this already so don't rub it in. You know how people wonder why they exist? Those people search for an eternity for an answer that constantly gets overridden by new circumstances that stride much longer than expected. The best part of me thinking all this bullcrap is my final conclusion... she's really pretty and awesome and beautiful but she looks at me weird. I hate when she looks at me weird. Weird is hard to read. Do you guys like Snack Pack? I really like Snack Pack. That's my conclusion.

A few of my friends were here from Iowa State... here's to them and a good time! I'm way glad I've had the chance to meet you within the last year and you've ended up NOT being dbags but being real awesome genuine friends. Lets share a snack pack together sometime. You guyz RulEz! omgz.




Ryan Bentzinger is also awesome for throwing a sick chilled party. Very cool man, but what's even cooler is that you work at a movie theater giving us non highschoolers the high school discount. That makes me poop my pants it's so cool. If you're really a good friend to me and you're a faithful reader of my awesomness and you admit that I show you things on here first and you hear it from me first... you'll send Ryan a message and tell him he's the sweetest dude ever.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/ryanbentzinger?ref=ts


The United States may have lost today in one of the biggest games in international futbol history to Brazil (2-3) but this proves that hope is still alive in America and that our team way better looking than most international team players. Especially Brazil... I mean come on... our team has some hott dudes on there. No homo.


Finally... here's the neat pick of the week... LEGO STARWARS PHOTOSHOOT PICTURES. These are pretty cool. It'd be cooler if there was a raptor in the background kicking an ISU sign at naked girls...but these will do. Photo cred to Mike Stimpson



This movie was the surprise hit of Sundance this year. It's another one of those indie romcomedies....but it's supposed to rule our faces. A review said this "this film conveys emotion...but it more importantly makes us FEEL that emotion".

I'm trusting the critic. 500 days of summer

thursday night up-town

NBA finals start today. Magic will win the entire series in game 7. Remember me calling that.

Disney World Vs. DisneyLand.
Too bad I'm Universal Studios fan. HARRY POTTER LAND COMING 2010! WOOOHOOO

Here's the tour dates for Kid Cudi and Asher Roth's summer tour. Yall wanna hit up one of those dates with me?



THE GREAT HANGOVER TOUR
July 14: Boston (House of Blues)
July 15: New York (Nokia Theater)
July 16: Mariaville, N.Y. (Indian Lookout)
July 17: Cleveland (House of Blues)
July 18: Detroit (Royal Oak)
July 20: Kansas City, Mo. (Voodoo Lounge)
July 21: Denver (Ogden)
July 22: Salt Lake City (Harry O's)
July 23: Las Vegas (House of Blues)
July 24: San Francisco (Regency Theatre)
July 26: Los Angeles (House of Blues)
July 27: Phoenix (Marquee)
July 29: Dallas (House of Blues)
July 30 Austin, Texas (Stubbs)
July 31 Houston (House of Blues)
August 2 Atlanta (Tabernacle)
August 3: Norfolk, Va. (Norva)
August 4: Baltimore (Rams Head)
August 5: Washington, D.C. (9:30 Club)

I think I might have the Swine Flu

I hope I don't have the swine flu. That would suck SO bad. Within the last week or so I've been epically battling a cough, migraine, the chills, and loads of flem. Not a good time to be sick. I hear that this swine flu thing is probably going to become an epidemic. I was reading BBC news headliners and learned the the Global Health Organization had raised the level of concern today. Shit. Hope I don't have the swine flu.
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During game four of the Pistons Vs. The Cavs (a.k.a The Lebrons) ABC showed a comparison between Chauncey Billups and Allen Iverson regarding their 2009 Playoff statistics. Detroit made a trade giving Denver Billups for Iverson and Iverson has struggled to find his groove in Detroit. Too bad for the former gangster ass superstar, he ended his 2009 career on the bench with back problems and out for the season. Billups, on the other hand, is phenomenal for the Nuggets.

ABC thought it would be a good idea to compare Allen with Chauncey. ALLEN IVERSON HASN'T PLAYED DUE TO INJURY. Needless to say I LOL'ed upon ABC freshness to jock on Iverson's stats. ABC might as well compare Chauncey with T-Mac...OR SHAWN BRADLEY.



Speaking of Shawn Bradley... a friend and I are starting a new hip hop group called WE ARE OSTERTAG AND SABONIS. Get ready summer 2009... we coming in HaWwWTT

morelater,
andrew

Holy Shinto, I forgot that you all cared about my life so much.

No, I didn't fall off the face of the world (sorry kids). Besides, it's not the end of the world yet, considering we all know that if I fell off the face of the world, that would be the sign of THE END OF THE WORLD. (Of course, if you take into account that it's logically possible for someone to fall off the face of the world, which in turn, is not possible at all because we have learned that the world is not flat circa the year 24. Fucking tards. Fuck the people who use the expression "falling off the face of the world". Actually fuck everyone but me. Fuckers.

I guess I can fill everyone in on what's up with my awesome life (a better life than yours, kidding. Kind of. No really, kidding...kind of.)

I think the biggest thing in my life that has destroyed my universe is this fact: THE ATLANTA FALCONS LOST TO ARIZONA LAST WEEK. Dang it. I guess it's okay though because we all know they were just video taping all of Smith's football signals. A holes.

Anybody got anything sweet for Christmas? Here's a dozy, Alex (my brother) got me an I-Home. I got him a dope ass pair of shoes. On Christmas Eve I showed him the shoes, he showed me the I-Home. We switched the two gifts and wrapped them fancy with bows. It was cute. I'm an artist when it comes to wrapping Christmas presents. So in short, I bought myself a new pair of shoes. Sweet.

I'm Facebook offically dating Emily Boyd. SCORE. Totally not pulling out. Kidding.

I'm lazy to keep typing, besides me and the bros are watching Pineapple Express. SCORE.

Here's a picture of some of us from our New Years Eve Party. PaARrrRttTTTYyYy OnNNn.




Loving break,
A-Lo