Future Earth

BBC and Discovery Channels' mini-series Planet Earth changed my life. Watching it in HD was like watching a real life Pixar movie in 4-D.


Then they stepped it up a notch with the current running mini-series Life, a landmark show observing the specific world of life on Earth. It's superior to Planet Earth except for Oprah's narrating. Don't get me wrong, she's probably decently cool... I just can't take her seriously. Oh, and I'm a sucker for British accents, her narrating is lackluster and awkward compared to the beauty of a British accents. Oh, well... whatever.


I've spent over fifteen hours watching these shows on my couch. Meaning, I've spent fifteen hours being freaking awesome.

Discovery just announced they are working with Steven Spielberg on a new series called Future Earth. Here's the synopsis.

"Future Earth aims to be an epic mini-series examining what life on Earth will be like in 25, 50 and 100 years. The mini-series will draw from a vast number of sources, including the leading futurists, scholars and great minds of today, to dramatize and explore how various facets of our daily lives - health and medicine, technology, the environment, the military, the economy and media - will evolve over the next century."

Basically, I'm going to spend 30 more hours being awesome when this comes out. Spielberg's ideas will be legendary. His vision of the future is brilliant and innovative. For example... Minority Report and the recent Ipad. Cool beans.

Thanks slashfilm,
Andrew

Zach Galifianakis is taking over the world

I woke up at 2 PM today, nothing unusual about that though. It's been really hot lately and the humidity makes me feel like my skin is melting. Whoever built my house is a total douche waffle because he put my ceiling fan in backwards. It spins so that all the air is blown towards the roof of my house. What a crappy investment. He probably did it on purpose. He's probably also a pedophile.

With the success of The Hangover, it looks like HBO nabbed Galifianakis right on time. Jason Schwartzman and Galifianakis star in a new HBO original series about an alcoholic writer (Schwartzman) who moonlights as a private detective and his comic book writer friend (Galifianakis)serves as a supporting main character. The new show is called BORED TO DEATH and is expected to premiere in the new HBO original series season.

Jason Schwartzman and Zach Galifiankis rule. Those two, Jonah Hill, Lebron James, Megan Fox, and Re Runs of Thats So Raven will rule the world someday.

The new HBO series will be amazing and it's going to be one of those treasures that hundreds of kids own in a box set form and pretend that they're the only ones who watch it, making them cooler than the cool. I promise that this show will be more hilarious than a frat kid falling on ice.

Movie Updates/ Sweet Commercial/ Freestyle updates

Saw Up. Second best Pixar movie in my list.
1. Toy Story
2. Up
3. Toy Story
4. Finding Nemo
5. Toy Story
6. Etc.
(I kinda like Toy Story)

Saw The Hangover. I freakin' told ya it'd be hilarious... pipsqueaks. Best comedy in years. Consistent laughing the whole time.

I'm out of time... this commercial is hilarious.


Here's a LIVE Kid Cudi x Asher Roth freestyle video. Cudi is better but Roth is kinda funny.