Jealousy

"What can be said about love?"

theworst,
andrew

FUTURE MOVIE UPDATES/ GET EM HERE

I was pretty dang excited for this movie, however, it turns out the advanced reviews for Terminator Salvation (due out in theaters May 22) are showing shitty ratings. Here's what big shot critic David Edelstein is saying

This isn’t storytelling, it’s programming -- inorganic matter passing for life.

Looks like Christian Bale is an ass after all. I bet he sucks in this movie anyway and is trying wayyyy too hard.

Here's what's in store for Hollywood that was announced this week:

FRANK SINATRA BIOPIC: directed by MARTIN SCORSESE. Leads to play Sinatra: Dicaprio (go fucking figure) Johnny Depp. WEIRD.

After GayGay Gaybrams reboot of Star Trek, Hollywood is giving their try at rebooting CLIFFHANGER: the awesome Stallone flick about a mountain climber who gets in stuck in a drug deal. Nothing bad to say here except fuck GayGay Gaybrams. That dude is a cunt.

Gambit, Deadpool origin movies in the works. Thanks to shitty Wolverine: Origins for this shit news.

I'm Asian so I'm into anime. They're producing a BUBBLEGUM CRISIS live action movie that reflects a sexy cult detective anime series. I'm into it.



The writers of Pirates of the Caribbean/other awesome Disney movies are back with an epic called TOMRROWLAND. It's about a pilot who accidentally gets sent into the future where he is mistaken for a "bad guy bend on destroying the world." Throughout the movie, he has to escape and stay alive. Lead role goes to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson! AWESOME. Hopefully Morgan Freeman gets the second lead....yeah. Oh, and it's based off a ride at Disneyland. Go figure.

lameweek,
andrew

AYO TECHNOLOGY

Remember when you had a boyfriend/girlfriend and you would talk on the phone to flirt with each other? You know, talking on that big ass O.G. lookin' brick Nokia phone which was fully equipped with 2 bit Snake, b.k.a., the best cell phone game ever. Those were the days shorty.

It's pretty crazy to think that texting is the ultimate form of flirtation now. I just finished reading a guide to "successful flirt texting" and needless to say, I think I'm getting pretty damn boss at flexting.

(((side note utilized to give the definition of FLEXTING- FLEXTING= Andrew Lopez's mad skillz at pickin up dimes and bitches from his sexual texting style mixed with the images of Andrew Lopez flexing his muscels until Donatello from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles appears to look like the same size of Cory from Boy Meets World, pre high school years.)))



Okay, I'm actually not that good at flexting. Or maybe I am? Ladies I need feedback.

Anyway, Justin Timberlake is fucked because some girl is suing him for sexual harassment. According to her statement, she was a former manager of his restaurant called "Second Ave." in New York City. She claims that Timberlake's business partners were cruel and disgusting. They would treat her like scum and even locked her in the room and forced her to watch pornographic materials! She then claims that after she started to cry from the incident, Timberlake's business partners (fellow managers of the bar) laughed in her face. OMG.

Man, that's some fucked up shit yo! My advice for JT (if he loses the lawsuit): MAKE A SPIN OFF PORNO BASED ON THE INCIDENT ENTITLED "IM BRINGIN' SEXCOND AVAGNEW BACK"! THE PLOT WILL BE ABOUT A MANAGER WHO GETS LOCKED IN A ROOM, FORCED TO WATCH PORN, CRIES, THEN BANGS NSYNC.



dolla dolla bill yall,
a-lo

LISTEN TO THESE ARTISTS BEFORE THE HIPSTERS DO! oh and I skype jessica alba

It's officially summer now that I'm done with tests and all that other bullshit that ISU has to offer us over stressed kids.

I have to work every single day for the next week, clocking in around 40 hours. FML>>>...

You know what I love to do? Go to Wal-Mart (b.k.a Wal-destroyeverysinglegoodthingintheworldkindofstoreMart) and play with the toys that have electronic abilities and press the buttons until the battery runs out, especially if there's a kid next to me wanting to try playing too. Yeah, I'm that asshole. I'm like that one kid that plays the free demos on the Xbox 360 isle for way too long and wont share with anyone. Fuck sharing. FUCK SHARING. OMGOMGOMG FUCK ED HARDY.

I hate indie/hipsters. Go listen to Flight of the Conchords and leave us alone. EMO.

I like to expand this video and make it look like I'm skyping her. Is that creepy?


Here's the link to Trouble Andrew's myspace: http://www.myspace.com/troubleandrew
Listen before the hipsters do!

NEW PAT PIFF SONG/ NEW MANCHESTER ORCHESTRA

I finally got around to listening to PAT PIFF'S new material. It's super fresh. Of course unique is the new hip hop trend. You should peep it on his myspace. Here's the link http://www.myspace.com/bsidepat SO GOOD.

also MANCHESTER ORCHESTRA came out with a new cd last Tuesday. It's good. Here's the download http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4845791/Manchester_Orchestra_-_Mean_Everything_To_Nothing_(2009)

WOW.

I stayed up all night and watched the sunrise. I went to breakfast after. I realized that I'm an empty person derived from letting anyone know what my emotions are like. It felt good. I like playing pretend with people. It makes me a better person.

I went to bed at ten in the morning and woke up at six p.m. I watched the Chicago Bulls lose to the Boston Celtics in game seven. I realized I didn't like being by myself most of the time. I don't open up to anyone though.

I met a kid last night who is a self-proclaimed king drug dealer. He tried to sell me a towel for one dollar and an x-box for a blunt. I don't smoke weed even though I could have gotten an x-box if I did. Crazy how this world works. This kid was on a self-esteem high. He literally thought he ran the city of Ames. I bet he's even more broken inside than I am. Sad. He did, however, give me the first season of The Office if he got a cigarette. I don't smoke cigarettes, but one of my friends does. He gave him one. I got The Office. Maybe this kid isn't that bad.

I'm not depressed or emo. I have a lot of good friends and I know what kind of person I am. People would be jealous of the life I lead. I just wish I was a rapper... or I was black. I'm open but I close pretty easily

I'm ready to go home. I'm ready to relax. I'm ready to get by again. I'm ready to be cool again. Whatever that means.

I'm scared of taking my finals.

Happiness is a hard catch. It's too bad I don't own a baseball glove. Fuck.

I need a girlfriend. I need summer.

youprobablydidn'tunderstandthispost,
Andrew

By the way, I saw your new facebook album... you make me sick.
I'll wash out my sins and make you feel at home.

3:30 A.M. and i think im going to fail one of my classes

I'm going to fail geology 101. It's inevitable. I have yet to start my homework in that course. It's due tomorrow. Whatever.

Here's some poems I wrote for my creative writing class. Happily I have an A in class. We have three sections within the course. In the poetry section I was best poet.
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But This Poem Is About You
By: Andrew Lopez

Worst day ever.
Not enough time to shower or brush my teeth before class.
It gives a new meaning to blue. I am blue.
But how do you do what you do?
I’m behind you, your back is turned and you don’t know I’m looking at you.
Don’t worry baby, I’m not creeping…
That’s too pessimistic for me,
Call it researching.
I’m researching you up and down like a profile on facebook.
Your body is the ocean and I’m sailing in your look.
I wish I could steal you from this Economics lecture,
I could take you out, get a movie, give you a hug, a high five, or even a pedicure!
I don’t know your name or your life, sure…
But I do know your elegance is like fires from candles.
I never want to separate like church and state or socks and sandals.
Lets share a bottled beast,
Maybe that way we can actually speak.
When I muster up the strength to talk to you
We make eye contact.
I say “hello”
And you say in the more beautiful, angelic, and sexy like voice…”you smell”.
That day, I totally slipped from reality. I fell.
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I wrote this poem while listening to Stephen Fisk's new album. It's a limerick.

Too Attached
By: Andrew Lopez

I’m the same boy you remember from your past
I grew up stronger and wiser and I did it fast.
So now I’m making a run to get away from you,
But I keep coming back to your eyes so blue.
I guess I’m just too attached to your ass.
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HERE. FREESTYLE, THE RIGHT WAY.

Day 3 spent in the library/ LINDSAY LOHAN LOOKS LIKE GOLLUM

So this is where all the cute girls in LAmes go. I can't believe that for eight months they were migrating to the library. THE FUCKING LIBRARY. It should be perfect scoping season too... it should be sundresses and reading glasses with their hair all tied back/straight.

Damn you Iowa and your fucked up weather.

Do you think this pick up line will work on the girls here? "HEY, I SEE YOU'RE STUDYING. I AM TOO. WANNA DO IT?!"

It's 11:45 and the library closes at 12:00 A.M. They play this alarm clock Lunesta commercial sounding warning over the loudspeakers announcing that they close in fifteen minutes. What is this world coming to?

Swine Flu is getting worse. It turned out it wasn't Obama, the Devil, or the Mayan calender that was trying to kill off humanity. It was bacon. BACON. WTF.

Summer is approaching. KEWL.

I just copped Kanye West's new mixtape: LV's & AUTOTUNE 2. Its good. Here's the link: http://sharebee.com/b7f3b3ab


SHE LOOKS LIKE GOLLUM lololololololololololololol

I think I might have the Swine Flu

I hope I don't have the swine flu. That would suck SO bad. Within the last week or so I've been epically battling a cough, migraine, the chills, and loads of flem. Not a good time to be sick. I hear that this swine flu thing is probably going to become an epidemic. I was reading BBC news headliners and learned the the Global Health Organization had raised the level of concern today. Shit. Hope I don't have the swine flu.
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During game four of the Pistons Vs. The Cavs (a.k.a The Lebrons) ABC showed a comparison between Chauncey Billups and Allen Iverson regarding their 2009 Playoff statistics. Detroit made a trade giving Denver Billups for Iverson and Iverson has struggled to find his groove in Detroit. Too bad for the former gangster ass superstar, he ended his 2009 career on the bench with back problems and out for the season. Billups, on the other hand, is phenomenal for the Nuggets.

ABC thought it would be a good idea to compare Allen with Chauncey. ALLEN IVERSON HASN'T PLAYED DUE TO INJURY. Needless to say I LOL'ed upon ABC freshness to jock on Iverson's stats. ABC might as well compare Chauncey with T-Mac...OR SHAWN BRADLEY.



Speaking of Shawn Bradley... a friend and I are starting a new hip hop group called WE ARE OSTERTAG AND SABONIS. Get ready summer 2009... we coming in HaWwWTT

morelater,
andrew

no one means shit to me

"I never let someone get that close to me. You aren't as cracked up as you're supposed to be."


I still think god made us too pretty,
andrew

Today is my birthday. I am hollow.

There comes a time in a persons life where everything is questioned.
You start making a list. Lists can be the worst things to make ever.

We make lists of things we love, things we want to accomplish, things we want to see, things we want to be.

We make lists of things we hate, things were fed up with, things we never want to see again.

They say that our outside bodies are simply a shell. They say your body cannot affect your soul. I disagree. It can be battered and thrown around. It can be scarred and seen everyday. We can bleed from them. We can produce tears from them.

It's a shame what we can do to ourselves.

There comes a time when you notice that youth is fleeting. Then there comes a time you notice you can't do anything about it.

But every child's body has to grow. Every shell becomes to small for a growing body and you have to adapt. But does our soul have to grow? Are we allowed to step away and close the window?

There comes a time in someones life when you make lists... here's mine.
1. I wish I could tell you how I feel about you.
2. I wish I knew how to run away.
3. I wish I was over it.
4. I wish I was doing what I want to do with my life.
5. I wish I could figure out why I am hollow.
6. I wish this was a dream.

Round and round we go. I think we were made too pretty. Especially you.

ME PREFORMING STAND UP

hack hack hack hack hack

It's veishea week

I'm participating in a stand up comedy contest for Veishea. There are twenty of us competing. I hope I don't bomb. Maybe I'll get a cuter girlfriend than Emily out of it. Wait... that's not possible. You can guys who aren't coming for it can stream it as it happens live. It starts on tomorrow (Tuesday) at nine. I'm pretty fucking hilarious so you'll like it. Here's the link: http://www.veishea.iastate.edu/en/entertainment/veishea_says_i_m_funny/

It all started because of swans. SWANS.
That reminds me that geese are mean.

I missed geology again this morning. Today was our 100th clicker quiz point (an attendance quiz). I have 24 out of 100. I know, right? FML>>>>lol>>>brb>>>omgz.

School is becoming dull and I dont know how I'm going to end up doing this semester. I really just hope it's enough to get by and it's like a 2.0 or something. That would be ideal.

This week should be promising, even though I have a lot of homework I should be taking care of. Cartel is headlining our Veishea concert this year. Pretty pumped about that. Not pumped about the rain. Fuck the old man snoring. He's a douche anyway, no one invites him to anything. Maybe all the rain will remind people that it's dumb to wear socks with sandals. If you wear socks with sandals to be warm, then wear shoes. Dmb. Fml. Brb. Omgz.

LYLAS/B,
a-lo

HELL OR HIGH WATER

I'm listening to the new As Cities Burn songs. They're pretty damn good. I've always been glad that they were able to stay true to the kind of music and message they strive to get across. I be they break up after this album comes out.

I've got a lot of stuff going on this week. Here's the list.
1. 25 page term paper
2. 20 Minute powerpoint presentation to go along with the paper
3. powerpoint presentation on Native American history. TEEPEE POW WOW BRB LOL! LLYAS!
4. Adviser meeting/sign up for classes
5. English 250 powerpoint/ pamphlet/ paper due.
6. Some how con little kids into giving me money
7. Champion's League Soccer
8. Easter weekend
9. 69

Are any of you readers (so all four of you) agnostic or atheist? I consider myself agnostic and pretty critical of all religions recently. I've been burying my head into books and lectures about the subject at hand and have been studying up. Even though I side more with the realist part of atheism, I'm starting to find major flaws in the ideas and arguments that atheists seem to bring up, and bring up a lot. I'm not saying I side with religion, but I do believe I can argue an atheist more dillingently than a Christian who bases an argument over "faith".

And yes, if you think about it, I went that far.

What are your thoughts?
Andrew

P.S. a critical agnostic listening to As Cities Burn? It's like socks and sandals.

Drum Machines and Boobs

http://www.ronwinter.tv/drums.html

Go to that. It really will change your life. Forget about ever doing homework again.

This was my meal schedule for the day:
4:00 p.m. WAKE UP
4:30 p.m. GO TO MC DONALDS WITH THE DUDE BROS AND GUY MANS
6:00 p.m. LEAVE MC D'S WITH THOSE DUDE BROS TO ARRIVE BACK AT THE DORM
7:00 p.m. LEAVE THE DORMS TO PIZZA RANCH AND EAT A BUFFET
7:32 p.m. REALIZE IM A FAT/PHAT PIECE OF SHIT AND WTF AM I DOING?
8:00 p.m. BRONCO PIZZA IS FUCKING DELICIOUS

yup.

When we were sitting around at Pizza Ranch... I was thinking about stuff and how kids at Iowa State can just do what they love and my education is flawed and boring. Here's the example... you got a person who can just sit around and fucking draw for their homework. You know... sit there and do fucking what they would have done if school wasn't even in session. Me on the hand... is reading about elasticities and econ math problems. 2 words... fuck that. Why can't I go to school for my own fortes? For instance... what if I could go to school and poop and lick boobies? That would be cool.

I Love You Man rules.
I want to marry the girl at the top of the post.

BORED?ITHINKSO,
ANDREW