Someone just asked me to do a Gollum/Smegal impression.
Ended up sounding like Yoda in the end.
Laughs all around! LOL!
more later,
andrew
just wanna reiterate a previous post:
"look we cool and all... but you need braces."
kbye.
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
BON IVER A CAPELLA y Impersonations.
This is my impersonation of Stephen King.
**(que impersonation)**Hello. I'm writing to you.**(end)**
Get it? Because Stephen King is a writer.
I know, I'm brilliant. Oh, and I made you acronym? Great. Enjoy Lol'ing! Kbye.
BON IVER- FOR EMMA acapella.
Don't try reenacting this in a random apartment complex. You just get a lot of frowns and disappointment. Not that sweet.
Cool,
andrew
ps. I can't tell if my new stand up jokes are funny or lame. ALL jokes have poop, chest bumps, bomb pops & impersonations of JaRule/DMX (which ever you want to go by). Help me!
**(que impersonation)**Hello. I'm writing to you.**(end)**
Get it? Because Stephen King is a writer.
I know, I'm brilliant. Oh, and I made you acronym? Great. Enjoy Lol'ing! Kbye.
BON IVER- FOR EMMA acapella.
Don't try reenacting this in a random apartment complex. You just get a lot of frowns and disappointment. Not that sweet.
Cool,
andrew
ps. I can't tell if my new stand up jokes are funny or lame. ALL jokes have poop, chest bumps, bomb pops & impersonations of JaRule/DMX (which ever you want to go by). Help me!
Monday, November 23, 2009
Week Off
Sorry guys, that week off really killed the vibe again. I need to find an efficient way of staying on top of the blogging game. I'll work on it, I promise you all.
Us Iowa State University students are now on Thanksgiving break. We all needed it, and it feels amazing to be home. This is where my family and best friends are. That will always make this town the most important place of my life. Earlier this week, I was reading my old posts from last year (it was crazy to think those were posted an entire YEAR ago, time is crazy), and saw how much my outlook on life has changed.
People always talk about how they haven't changed, how they can't see the difference in their life, or how "doomed" they are being stuck in their rusty unchangeable life. I used to lump myself in that dreadful list.
Reading my old entries made me realize that I have changed.
Time is a crazy thing. When we're stuck in a minute, it lasts too long. When it passes we wonder where it went. Waiting takes too long. Living doesn't last long enough.
CINEMATIC ORCHESTRA- TO BUILD A HOME
This blog wasn't as good as it should be so read my older stuff,
Andrew.
p.s. i'll be back later.
I promise.
Us Iowa State University students are now on Thanksgiving break. We all needed it, and it feels amazing to be home. This is where my family and best friends are. That will always make this town the most important place of my life. Earlier this week, I was reading my old posts from last year (it was crazy to think those were posted an entire YEAR ago, time is crazy), and saw how much my outlook on life has changed.
People always talk about how they haven't changed, how they can't see the difference in their life, or how "doomed" they are being stuck in their rusty unchangeable life. I used to lump myself in that dreadful list.
Reading my old entries made me realize that I have changed.
Time is a crazy thing. When we're stuck in a minute, it lasts too long. When it passes we wonder where it went. Waiting takes too long. Living doesn't last long enough.
CINEMATIC ORCHESTRA- TO BUILD A HOME
This blog wasn't as good as it should be so read my older stuff,
Andrew.
p.s. i'll be back later.
I promise.
Monday, November 16, 2009
LEAVES OF GRASS trailer & GREEN SCREENS music video
Life is going by too fast and sometimes I feel like I have nothing to show for all the time I spent. Horrible.
This is the new Edward Norton movie Leaves of Grass. It's about drugs. Yup.
If this is funny, it won't surprise me. If this is not funny, it won't surprise me.
The era of Hollywood movie stars is dead people. Cast unknowns in movies with big name crew members and you're golden. Or just quit and marry for money.
Also, here's the music video for Sleeping At Last's Green Screens.
EPIC and BEAUTIFUL. It makes me wanna take a bath with candles and a pretty lady. Oh Love...you so silly!
This is the new Edward Norton movie Leaves of Grass. It's about drugs. Yup.
If this is funny, it won't surprise me. If this is not funny, it won't surprise me.
The era of Hollywood movie stars is dead people. Cast unknowns in movies with big name crew members and you're golden. Or just quit and marry for money.
Also, here's the music video for Sleeping At Last's Green Screens.
EPIC and BEAUTIFUL. It makes me wanna take a bath with candles and a pretty lady. Oh Love...you so silly!
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
I was so busy they call me busy. BOOKING POS, KIDZ IN THE HALL, SLEEPING AT LAST?
Hey all,
Sorry for all the delays, I know all the hundreds of you that flock here have almost decided to leave. But you didn't. So cool. If you did, screw off! LITERALLY.
Anyone else think the joke phrase of "literally" has stayed passed it's welcome? I mean most times, if the wannabe comedian decides to add literally to a phrase, it's usually literal in a non literal way (if you know what I mean, making it not really literal. Not that funny. IT'S NOT FUNNY IF IT'S NOT TRUE.
Or is it?
But if it were literal, then why didn't you mean it like that in the first place? WHY ARE YOU WASTING SYLLABLES IN THIS ECONOMY? YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO GET MORE! Literally.
2 friends and I have joined the Student Union Board here at Iowa State. Through that, we can book bands, comedians, and other forms of entertainment for the campus. If you'd like a show or something, shoot me an e-mail and I'll see what I can do. I'll post more on that later.
Here are the some artists Bryan, Kory, and I are going to try to book.
P.O.S.
SLEEPING AT LAST
KIDZ IN THE HALL
LOCAL NATIVES
Cool Beanz and More Later,
ANNNDREW is back.
Sorry for all the delays, I know all the hundreds of you that flock here have almost decided to leave. But you didn't. So cool. If you did, screw off! LITERALLY.
Anyone else think the joke phrase of "literally" has stayed passed it's welcome? I mean most times, if the wannabe comedian decides to add literally to a phrase, it's usually literal in a non literal way (if you know what I mean, making it not really literal. Not that funny. IT'S NOT FUNNY IF IT'S NOT TRUE.
Or is it?
But if it were literal, then why didn't you mean it like that in the first place? WHY ARE YOU WASTING SYLLABLES IN THIS ECONOMY? YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO GET MORE! Literally.
2 friends and I have joined the Student Union Board here at Iowa State. Through that, we can book bands, comedians, and other forms of entertainment for the campus. If you'd like a show or something, shoot me an e-mail and I'll see what I can do. I'll post more on that later.
Here are the some artists Bryan, Kory, and I are going to try to book.
P.O.S.
SLEEPING AT LAST
KIDZ IN THE HALL
LOCAL NATIVES
Cool Beanz and More Later,
ANNNDREW is back.
Monday, November 2, 2009
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